The Hero You Deserve

I’m about ready to beat the life out of the fat ass I work with. He mouths off to me one more time today and I will snap.

(Source: killingtheworldwithyouruglywords)

This album is awesome.

(Source: Spotify)

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but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
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did I fucking stutter

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

(Source: mansonyouth)

ohtentoo:

“I can still die. If I’m killed before regeneration then I’m dead. Even then, even if I change, it feels like dying…”

jensenacklesruinedmylife:

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

#tHE APOCALYPSE WAS LESS STRESSFUL

I really don’t mind my job as long as people leave me alone, sadly that has not been the case today.

(Source: albruno3)

cbs upfronts photo booth: himym cast

(Source: pagets)

So I went to see The Hangover 3 last night with the guys and my brother.. and my ex. It was completely natural once the lights went down, it was hilarious, just the right amount of awkward, I kept to my usual arms crossed and dropped down in my seat and it was fine. Then after the movie it was the most awkward shit I’ve dealt with in months. And it was all on her. The guys were pissed that she’d have the nerve to come anywhere near me after going on a date with another guy, but I really couldn’t care less about that. It was good to see her again.